thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

malachaibarker:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

immortalpoet:

swolizard:

This has been a public service announcement

How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want.

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Tough guy hiding behind a screen. Lolz. Tollz feeding trollz. Good job bruh. You make fun of people to feel better about yourself. Thank you for helping set back humanity a few years. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Oh wait, wasn’t that your advice?

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I’m enjoying feeding this troll. Let’s see how high his standing is on a social media site because people ‘like’ his posts.

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i’m loving these madden gifs

mindlessbeat:

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

EXACRLY OFG

mindlessbeat:

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

EXACRLY OFG

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility